Dr. Roberts? This is Jason. You may remember me from your applied fluid dynamics class last spring? I missed a couple of classes and was wondering if you could give me a brief refresher on buoyancy and balance. It seems I missed a couple of the finer points.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollars and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.